My fantastic life as a stripper (not really). i post a little of everything, mostly funny. Feel free to hit me up, I'm always here for you bud <3 Talk dirty to me thru Parks and Rec, and Spongebob ;3

bus-a-looey:

BEST FRIENDS WEAR EACH OTHER ON THEIR FEET.

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volanus:

Talking to straight boys part 2

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geopunk:

my wallet is empty just like my soul

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oomshi:

dongboarding:

oomshi:

eat my ass

My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first

I respect that

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