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madeupmonkeyshit:

MY TYPE OF FUCKING PARTY
TURNT THE FUCK UP

madeupmonkeyshit:

MY TYPE OF FUCKING PARTY

TURNT THE FUCK UP

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vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

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onoasa:

jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ 

the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

(Source: redeyesandturntables, via alexthefalcon)

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kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

(Source: mysharona1987, via stability)

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ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

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caseyanthonyofficial:

I just invented a new word:

Plagiarism

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