My fantastic life as a stripper (not really). i post a little of everything, mostly funny. Feel free to hit me up, I'm always here for you bud <3 Talk dirty to me thru Parks and Rec, and Spongebob ;3

"Ringo isn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles"

(Source: iraffiruse, via dude1lol)

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3 hours ago

joelle-elizabeth:

ulyssee:

cigs4kids:

what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it

i would do a split

Oh my GOD

(Source: bummrd, via dude1lol)

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3 hours ago

divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

(via hotboyproblems)

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20 hours ago

busiest:

the worst thing in life is when u sit on the toilet to do a poop and theres no toilet paper left

(via trust)

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2020
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20 hours ago

8yrs:

faq:

Q: do u have a faq?
A: yes

(via stability)

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20 hours ago
Anonymous asked: hey my girlfriend asked me to give her oral sex but how do I do it?? c:


Answer:

greetings:

image

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20 hours ago

missing-strings:

Can’t say my mom was too happy with my senior pictures…

(via trust)

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1 day ago

sylvester-calzone:

finally told my parents they’re gay

(Source: drunkerd, via hotboyproblems)

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1 day ago
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